Auto
November 2, 2025 at 6:46:19 PM
Dear Adriano Celentano,
an update from my previous letter, it has recently come to my attention that the bistros that i was dining at were not in fact italian, but of asian cuisine. this was pointed out by a colleague of mine that your name mitsu was merely a similar sounding name to hiromitsu, so the confusion of me thinking that you are the proprietor by association came into thought. also i staggeringly misattributed the menu options for being italian, such as "baked salmon sushi lasagna" and "udon polpetone" for modern innovations from the peninsula.
to make it brief, i will be taking legal action against you and your "italian" bistros for false advertising. my lawyer will be sending an email listing my demands and reparations for this matter.
regards,
Auto (the reparations is more parmesan).
Replied on: November 3, 2025 at 9:07:47 AM
good try, but you will never get your hands on my parmesan reserve