THE MITSU HATE CLUB

Anonymous August 31, 2025 at 3:26:02 PM

hey mister mitsy just sending in some hate mail to remind you that you're an itty bitty little kitty and I could hold you in the palm of my hand

Auto August 24, 2025 at 3:54:45 PM

Dear mr. johnny i. mizutsune (of monster hunter fame), i have an update from my previous letter, i got banned from said italian restaurant after i told the owner that he was not the owner, but in fact that you were the owner of said restaurant (mitsu was in the title), they have now thrown me out onto the patio. once again, they did not accomodate the extra serving of parmesean cheese (as stated before my taste buds are not so good) i am humbly asking that they set up another bistro in my country so I dont have to swim constantly around the mediterranean. warm regards, Auto (i am writing in the supermarket, decided to buy premade parmesean).

sans August 22, 2025 at 10:59:21 PM

hey, here's something important to remember. my brother has a very special attack.

Replied on: August 22, 2025 at 11:08:39 PM

* human.. i remember you're GENOCIDES.

M July 28, 2025 at 11:25:57 AM

At times I wish I can pick you up and hold you

Replied on: August 14, 2025 at 10:47:19 PM

What's stopping you? :3

Anonymous July 27, 2025 at 1:42:08 AM

yo bossman hope you're doing good, i miss talking with you but i get that life happens and people drift and move on. keep being the best that you can be and be kind to yourself aight?

Replied on: August 14, 2025 at 10:47:03 PM

I may not be very good at showing it but I always like it when you send me art. Brightens my days up just a little smile

St July 25, 2025 at 4:03:29 PM

Hey sir, i hope thou has been well. Miss hanging out with you but life being life so its been hard to hang out. Dont mean we wont tho so ill try to catch up with you sometime soon. Be safe out there my guy.

Replied on: August 14, 2025 at 10:46:20 PM

Thank you St! You're very cool! I hope we can catch up soon :3

Anonymous June 15, 2025 at 12:42:56 PM

Yo, this is Jamie's friend. He asked me to tell you he's very apologetic, it really bothers him and that he wishes you the best. He also included a song - https://youtu.be/4e0efqBbf_A Cheers.

Replied on: June 15, 2025 at 4:13:40 PM

Hi, thanks for writing! What happened some months back had a big impact on my mental for quite some time and was very unfortunate - I really wish things had gone down a different route. That said, I've also never really been one to permanently burn bridges. If he'd like to talk, let him know he can feel free to reach out on Steam. Cheers.

Maggie June 7, 2025 at 6:02:59 PM

Look at me, I’m Italian “Ho ho ho! Wiwi faguette!

Replied on: June 8, 2025 at 12:36:32 AM

I thank the heavens every day for not making me fr*nch

Auto May 29, 2025 at 4:06:23 PM

Dear mr. john i. mitzu (the i stand for italian), why is it that when I dine out at italian restaurants (as you are the authority), and I ask for the waiter for extra parmesean for my spaghettini polpetone, they only give me 1oz of cheese to dress with? i am a very hungry man and my taste buds are shot because when I was a kid, I accidentally gargled gasoline from a 1.5L coke bottle (it was color red). so the taste of cheese not so strong in my mouth. can you please ask all of the italy to give more cheese when I order? please give my regards to mario, luigi, and pope leo the 14th regards, Auto (i am writing from the ocean, not specifying which one i dont wanna get doxxed).

Replied on: May 31, 2025 at 10:37:08 PM

I love you Auto

Anonymous April 5, 2025 at 1:01:39 AM

you are the best friend a person can have. So kind, so caring, so considerate. If you know who i am, good on ya :3

Anonymous March 25, 2025 at 3:40:51 PM

Happy bday!!!! cheers bouncey

Zell February 27, 2025 at 10:57:11 AM

Favorite Pokémon: Samurott

I hope the rapture is a utah rapture They're my favourite

anon January 31, 2025 at 12:16:37 AM

Favorite Pokémon: espeon? leafeon, vaporeon... i like eeveelutions and other cat/fox pokemon

u seem cool!! im not sure why but ur name sounds familiar. i saw it and was like "wait i think thats a cool guy"

Anonymous January 25, 2025 at 4:50:34 PM

BITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITEBITE

Karis January 15, 2025 at 2:46:18 AM

Favorite Pokémon: Mewtwo. Or Floatzel. Or Snivy. Or Greninja. Or

mitsu rulz ok